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澳大教育基金直菩食肉 ---- 假仁假: 1. 用既字眼生 人地只申助金, 你俾唔到咪算, 做咩要封通知信度 "您的申已核批准" 播, 搞到人地空喜一. 最抵死就...

一直都唔知道, 原 "深" 一五既路黎, 好深架. 我之前每次落水, 都叫唔好游去深水界果, 因果好深, 唔到; 就算跳水, 都一定要捉浮板. 但直到日我先知, 原一直都唔知我咩...

就名, 就做主喇. 不主又丫, 只不有下雨, 每月交多百蚊水姐! 真丫, 我都唔好意果度, 埋得果廿平, 房都人床, 就有天台, 但唔通天台咩...

如果我翻黎果百蚊真少, 你地一都睇唔上眼既, 不如唔好叫我啦, 好? 你地少既我黎已好多架喇....我又要交, 又要生活, 想出去玩下都要度先得, 就平食都要睇住, 呢餐...

It’s a long time since I last wrote anything here, coz.........I was so busy! I never knew how hard it is to work on two essays in one month! It’s the last straw that breaks the camel’s back. And m...

Whenever you ask me to marry you, I’ll ask you of the 999 roses! You have promised to make me, but now? Goodness! I don’t know what to say, I’m totally desperate. Anyway, I know you are too busy...

肥, 你真好事多! 端端要我地重新再做份考卷, 仲要重做都唔知做.... 你? 先笨, 你我....然有人都一唔做.... 果? 咪大家都依照自己得既黎做, 唔啊? 都未...

我不要和你婚, 你又又, 有又有, 未送我999枝玫瑰呢! 我不要和你分手, 你我挺好的, 又我, 我才不放你! 不知道呢, 在叫我婚, 太早了吧, 大家都未有事基, 什呢? 先好好的...

日我一起做, 朝夕相, 很快就入河了. 我得我放假回不久, 你就要娶我了. 不知你是真的? 但是你一直待我好? 恐怕很吧! 再, 得我那次入院, 你到我已了, 我是否要...

I am in trouble, God - listen to my prayer! I am afraid of my enemies - save my life! Protect me from the plots of the wicked, from evil mobs. They sharpen their tongues like swords and aim...

唔得生日, 算!? 啦, 唔得生日添, 算? 嬲死我啦! 洗唔洗翻份生日物俾呢? 定抑或同道歉好呢? 抑或....以我而家既, 都扮野算似....又好似唔好播....但都差不多半...

他真是身膏, 日日夜夜都跟着我---- 一起吃, 一起做功, 一起做, 一起跑步, 一起睡..... 反正什都一起. 天啊, 叫我怎????? 可是呢, 有他的候, 又得有些什缺失似的......

Dear me! I don’t wanna investigate on fishes, why fishes!? Oh goodness, I’d like to work on mammals because I’m a bit afraid of them....yeah....Anyway, it’s the first and the last! OK, work hard, ...

真抵死, 一翻就假. 其下下, 做值唔值得呢可? 不我就心, 有咩都想把握住, 所以往往付唔黎...既然承, 就理由再唔去啦, 咪? 惟有硬着皮硬上!