benzema Thu, 26 Jun 2014 12:26:19 +0800 Copyright PChome Online. All Rights Reserved Mypaper Blog zh img/channel-ttimes.gif benzema/post/1330664329 benzema/post/1330664329 Fri, 26 Sep 2014 09:46:13 +0800 benzema/post/1330664329#reply 一天晚上，小P開著車，見到一個披長髮的女人，她說她要到M地，談好價格後上吧！走到一個偏僻的山路旁，停！待小P轉... benzema/post/1330419790 benzema/post/1330419790 Fri, 19 Sep 2014 09:43:37 +0800 benzema/post/1330419790#reply 司機開車回到總站時，興沖沖地對其它人說：「今天車上死了一個人！」第二個司機說：「我的車上還有四個呢！少見多怪！... benzema/post/1330216857 benzema/post/1330216857 Fri, 12 Sep 2014 09:44:39 +0800 benzema/post/1330216857#reply 「列車員，我能下車嗎？」「當然可以，先生！」「你能幫我把行李送下車嗎？」「好的」「唉。。。」「怎麼了，先生？」... benzema/post/1330197687 benzema/post/1330197687 Thu, 11 Sep 2014 09:41:54 +0800 benzema/post/1330197687#reply 有個蔬菜商駕車送貨時撞傷了一個老婦，老婦上訴法庭，他付出了一筆很大的補償費。幾周以後，他的貨車又撞倒一個老紳士... benzema/post/1329987778 benzema/post/1329987778 Thu, 04 Sep 2014 09:47:41 +0800 benzema/post/1329987778#reply 同事小張出差外地，上了火車後才發現上錯了車，於是小張找到列車員說明情況。列車員為難的說：「我們這是直達列車，中... benzema/post/1329786808 benzema/post/1329786808 Wed, 27 Aug 2014 10:09:10 +0800 benzema/post/1329786808#reply 空姐向乘客廣播：「女士們，先生們，請扣好安全帶。飛機馬上就要起飛。」飛機起飛後，喇叭裡又傳來空姐的聲音。「請將... benzema/post/1329758471 benzema/post/1329758471 Tue, 26 Aug 2014 09:49:27 +0800 benzema/post/1329758471#reply 老張是個特技表演者，表演的項目是丟鋼刀。三隻、四隻、五隻鋼刀拋來拋去的。有天晚上他表演完了，便帶著刀要回家去，... benzema/post/1329729948 benzema/post/1329729948 Mon, 25 Aug 2014 09:43:53 +0800 benzema/post/1329729948#reply 有個青年一手把著方向盤，一手摟著女友的腰。警察對他說：「要用兩隻手。」他生氣地說：「笨蛋，用兩隻手我還怎麼開車... benzema/post/1329643620 benzema/post/1329643620 Fri, 22 Aug 2014 09:45:25 +0800 benzema/post/1329643620#reply 一個老闆酒後，心情非常高興，吹著口哨，開著心愛的奔馳600在公路上行使，這時，他發現路邊停著一輛農用拖拉機，並... benzema/post/1329618027 benzema/post/1329618027 Thu, 21 Aug 2014 10:23:50 +0800 benzema/post/1329618027#reply 一個建在機場旁的電影製片廠，為了避免飛機嗓音的干擾，在房頂上寫了一條大標語：「請安靜！」每個字母有八尺見方。結... benzema/post/1329567652 benzema/post/1329567652 Tue, 19 Aug 2014 09:43:12 +0800 benzema/post/1329567652#reply 據聞俄羅斯最近又發生了一起劫機事件。在一架莫斯科飛往巴庫的班機上，一名青年男子突然掏出一把玩具手槍大喊：「劫機... benzema/post/1329540186 benzema/post/1329540186 Mon, 18 Aug 2014 09:54:34 +0800 benzema/post/1329540186#reply 一青年女子剛剛學會開汽車。一天她小心地開著車子去公司，在路上，她忽然看見電線桿上一個工人正在做工。「混蛋！即使... benzema/post/1329464016 benzema/post/1329464016 Fri, 15 Aug 2014 09:57:29 +0800 benzema/post/1329464016#reply 時髦的媽媽，帶著兩個孩子搭車，她向車掌買票。媽媽：「這小女孩子八歲，小男孩十歲，兩張半票，而我全票一張。」車掌... benzema/post/1329437304 benzema/post/1329437304 Thu, 14 Aug 2014 09:44:46 +0800 benzema/post/1329437304#reply 在繁榮的市區發生交通意外，兩輛小轎車迎面相撞。其中一位司機怒氣沖沖大叫︰你瞎了嗎？另一位司機不甘被辱，反唇相譏... benzema/post/1329413987 benzema/post/1329413987 Wed, 13 Aug 2014 09:51:37 +0800 benzema/post/1329413987#reply 票處： 自動廣播裡傳出這樣的聲音：某航100001航班，目的地北京，票價10元，不設找零，月 票請出示。安檢：... ubao msn snddm index pchome yahoo rakuten mypaper meadowduck bidyahoo youbao zxmzxm asda bnvcg cvbfg dfscv mmhjk xxddc yybgb zznbn ccubao uaitu acv GXCV ET GDG YH FG BCVB FJFH CBRE CBC GDG ET54 WRWR RWER WREW WRWER RWER SDG EW SF DSFSF fbbs ubao fhd dfg ewr dg df ewwr ewwr et ruyut utut dfg fgd gdfgt etg dfgt dfgd ert4 gd fgg wr 235 wer3 we vsdf sdf gdf ert xcv sdf rwer hfd dfg cvb rwf afb dfh jgh bmn lgh rty gfds cxv xcv xcs vdas fdf fgd cv sdf tert sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf shasha9178 shasha9178 shasha9178 shasha9178 shasha9178 liflif2 liflif2 liflif2 liflif2 liflif2 liblib3 liblib3 liblib3 liblib3 liblib3 zhazha444 zhazha444 zhazha444 zhazha444 zhazha444 dende5 dende denden denden2 denden21 fenfen9 fenf619 fen619 fenfe9 fe619 sdf sdf sdf sdf sdf zhazh90 zhazh0 zhaa50 zha90 zh590 zho zhoz zhozh zhozho zhozho2 lislis lls95 lili95 lils5 liss9 sdf0ty987 sdft876 sdft9876 sdf09876 sd0t9876 sdf0ty98 sdf0976 sdf0ty986 sdf0ty96 sdf0t76 sdf0876 df0ty98 sf0t876 sd0ty76 sdy76 sdf76 sdf0t76 sdf0ty9 sdf0ty98 sdf0ty987 sdf0ty98 sdf6676 sdf876 sd876 sd876 sdf6 sdf6 sdf9876 sdf0t sdf06 sdf0ty9776 sdf0ty9776 sdf0ty76 sdf8876 sdf0t sd6 sdf06 s688876 sd688 sdf86