
公司想给我们研发的同事们印刷一批卫衣,可以在卫衣上印上一句话,所以问题来了,如果是你们,你们选择印刷什么?比如: 这不是 Bug 风调码顺 这个需求我不改 ……
1 fiypig 2021-09-27 14:13:10 +08:00 No 996; |
2 imzhazha 2021-09-27 14:14:02 +08:00 全世界无产者联合起来 |
3 salmon5 2021-09-27 14:15:08 +08:00 rm -rf / |
4 keventseng 2021-09-27 14:16:14 +08:00 扫码提需求? |
6 Leonard 2021-09-27 14:16:50 +08:00 |
7 cjpjxjx 2021-09-27 14:17:07 +08:00 加工资 |
8 AllenHua 2021-09-27 14:17:33 +08:00 好像有过类似的帖子。 printf("WLB!"); WLB: Work life balance. |
9 chendy 2021-09-27 14:18:14 +08:00 “啊,这……” |
10 zzzmh 2021-09-27 14:19:59 +08:00 H(ow) T(o) M(ake) L(???) P(拍) H(?) P(片) |
11 x86 2021-09-27 14:20:47 +08:00 alert('Cool') |
12 lithiumii 2021-09-27 14:21:22 +08:00 本来想说 404 的,进来一看,既然是公司印,那就正能量一点,200 OK 吧 |
13 uCharles 2021-09-27 14:21:39 +08:00 天热砖烫 |
16 WytheHuang 2021-09-27 14:27:11 +08:00 躺 |
17 9c04C5dO01Sw5DNL 2021-09-27 14:28:09 +08:00 FF9900 |
18 Wiimoz 2021-09-27 14:28:20 +08:00 you know who |
19 felixcode 2021-09-27 14:29:21 +08:00 via Android 前面:我来了 后面:我又走了 |
20 Patrick95 2021-09-27 14:32:59 +08:00 感恩在心中 |
21 bzshow1 2021-09-27 14:33:44 +08:00 矿难来了!!! |
22 barbery 2021-09-27 14:33:45 +08:00 hello world |
23 maskerTUI 2021-09-27 14:35:00 +08:00 “还是另请高明吧” |
24 zsxzy 2021-09-27 14:35:18 +08:00 你在教我做事 |
25 learningman 2021-09-27 14:35:30 +08:00 413 Payload Too Large 给肥肥穿( |
26 tabris17 2021-09-27 14:36:21 +08:00 I don't need sex because the company fucks me everyday |
27 banmuyutian 2021-09-27 14:36:50 +08:00 0 Warning(s), 0 Error(s) |
&bsp; 28 HENQIGUAI 2021-09-27 14:38:25 +08:00 0xCAFEBABE |
29 moxuanyuan 2021-09-27 14:43:12 +08:00 A Hacker To Be. |
30 llzzll1234 2021-09-27 14:43:18 +08:00 我有一件“996.ICU”,每次迭代加班的时候就穿 |
31 itgoyo 2021-09-27 14:44:04 +08:00 |
32 ganbuliao 2021-09-27 14:44:20 +08:00 champion 给你们同事买点好的衣服吧,别印这种东西了穿着像校服。(你们程序员的需求应该不是要一件穿着特别社死的衣服,你要是喜欢穿,给你自己印 50 个成天换着穿吧) |
33 alogbycat 2021-09-27 14:45:59 +08:00 essentials 或者 Supreme 。。。我是土味潮人 |
34 vhui 2021-09-27 14:46:23 +08:00 Talk is cheap. Show me the code |
35 Merlini 2021-09-27 14:49:57 +08:00 via Android 之前看到一个很好玩。 上面是 我 35 岁了 下面是 Pls dont fire me |
36 yazinnnn 2021-09-27 14:52:18 +08:00 现役力量举第一人 |
37 LXVC 2021-09-27 14:53:24 +08:00 Life Is Short |
39 IanHo 2021-09-27 14:55:34 +08:00 li ning |
40 teemobighero 2021-09-27 14:55:52 +08:00 生活带来您时柠檬做柠檬水 |
41 zhuawadao 2021-09-27 14:57:51 +08:00 "你看到我卫衣了" |
42 zhuangzhuang1988 2021-09-27 14:59:06 +08:00 啥 都不印, |
44 hatw 2021-09-27 15:04:25 +08:00 我是“全干“工程师 |
45 580a388da131 2021-09-27 15:06:28 +08:00 宁静的天空 |
46 commoccoom 2021-09-27 15:07:55 +08:00 “总加速师” |
47 shidapi 2021-09-27 15:08:14 +08:00 所以我们这些程序员能联合起来选择一天穿同一件衣服上班吗? |
49 HariopaNic 2021-09-27 15:14:33 +08:00 show me your big dick |
50 caisanli 2021-09-27 15:18:02 +08:00 口嗨第一选手 |
51 Jione 2021-09-27 15:18:02 +08:00/span> 妈妈一起飞吧 妈妈一起摇滚吧! |
52 zackkson1991 2021-09-27 15:18:26 +08:00 “水能载舟, 亦可赛艇。” |
53 pigspy 2021-09-27 15:19:33 +08:00 assert me.future != NULL |
54 qwerthhusn 2021-09-27 15:22:13 +08:00 史丹利复合肥 |
55 lakehylia 2021-09-27 15:23:32 +08:00 摸鱼 /划水 |
56 nmap 2021-09-27 15:24:06 +08:00 1024 |
57 jiayong2793 2021-09-27 15:25:44 +08:00 前面:需求来了 后面:自己看着办 |
59 easychen 2021-09-27 15:29:41 +08:00 It works ! on my machine |
60 swordspoet 2021-09-27 15:30:03 +08:00 via iPhone I know HTML. I know how to meet lady. |
61 jellybool 2021-09-27 15:36:46 +08:00 via Android Naive |
62 lisongeee 2021-09-27 15:38:06 +08:00 her name, plz |
63 dolphintwo 2021-09-27 15:38:14 +08:00 few understand this . |
64 goodspb 2021-09-27 15:38:18 +08:00 要么忍 要么 gun |
65 sprite82 2021-09-27 15:39:32 +08:00 当然是 Hello World ! |
66 badreamm 2021-09-27 15:41:26 +08:00 f**k off |
67 secsilm 2021-09-27 15:42:48 +08:00 via Android |
68 scanjx 2021-09-27 15:48:19 +08:00 加工资 |
69 wangkun025 2021-09-27 15:49:38 +08:00 Hello world. |
70 akira 2021-09-27 15:51:15 +08:00 有各种文化衫的盲盒没 |
72 Zatoichi1966 2021-09-27 15:54:56 +08:00 my fucking job |
73 kof21411 2021-09-27 15:56:03 +08:00 无 BUG |
74 eason1874 2021-09-27 15:57:17 +08:00 这个需求很简单,怎么实现我不管,明天上线! 这有什么难的啊?我不懂开发我都觉得它很简单!br /> 当年我也是搞开发的! 百亿级并发! |
75 linyuyizhizou 2021-09-27 16:01:09 +08:00 ”放弃幻想,准备战斗” |
78 xz410236056 2021-09-27 16:04:07 +08:00 “公司想给我们研发的同事们印刷一批卫衣,可以在卫衣上印上一句话” 什么都别印,前胸后背一堆字只会显的 low,非要印。在胸口位置印个小字 /图标就行 |
79 sonyxperia 2021-09-27 16:05:47 +08:00 too young too simple |
80 ifanrcloud 2021-09-27 16:08:25 +08:00 $ echo 55+l5pmT5LqR | base64 --decode |
81 intsilence 2021-09-27 16:11:39 +08:00 印衣服最上面: </head> <body> |
另请高明吧 |
83 Cheons 2021-09-27 16:14:26 +08:00 via Android 统一的工作服?近期有没有接待。。。 公司 LOGO 就行 |
84 dmjob2015222 2021-09-27 16:15:23 +08:00 验证一下,哈哈 |
85 bonfy 2021-09-27 16:16:58 +08:00 I don't need Google, my wife knows everything. |
86 palxie 2021-09-27 16:19:39 +08:00 what's up |
87 k8ser 2021-09-27 16:20:09 +08:00 感恩 |
88 7878324 2021-09-27 16:21:03 +08:00 via Android 印格子衬衫的格子 |
90 shower 2021-09-27 16:22:39 +08:00 |
91 Aether 2021-09-27 16:23:16 +08:00 sudo |
92 dalidali 2021-09-27 16:27:29 +08:00 印个微信收款码 |
93 easing 2021-09-27 16:30:46 +08:00 "这个问题不是我负责的" |
94 conhost 2021-09-27 16:32:26 +08:00 这里是一句 Slogan |
95 ila 2021-09-27 16:34:52 +08:00 via Android show me the code |
96 526326991 2021-09-27 16:36:54 +08:00 I am Chinese, |
97 hdhuang 2021-09-27 16:38:25 +08:00 办证 枪支 麻药 |
98 jun771480011 2021-09-27 16:39:44 +08:00 记得去年的阿里云的短袖就整得不错 <img alt="阿里云" src="https://image.baidu.com/search/detail?ct=503316480&z=0&ipn=d&word=阿里云%20 短袖&step_word=&hs=0&pn=19&spn=0&di=110&pi=0&rn=1&tn=baiduimagedetail&is=0%2C0&istype=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&in=&cl=2&lm=-1&st=undefined&cs=1360709313%2C1838000769&os=4038110045%2C865011251&simid=4238745561%2C534632287&adpicid=0&lpn=0&ln=1585&fr=&fmq=1632731719231_R&fm=&ic=undefined&s=undefined&hd=undefined&latest=undefined©right=undefined&se=&sme=&tab=0&width=undefined&height=undefined&face=undefined&ist=&jit=&cg=&bdtype=0&oriquery=&objurl=https%3A%2F%2Fgimg2.baidu.com%2Fimage_search%2Fsrc%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fimg.zuanke8.com%2Fforum%2F202006%2F08%2F104651ozhfshmff68f6pl6.jpg%26refer%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fimg.zuanke8.com%26app%3D2002%26size%3Df9999%2C10000%26q%3Da80%26n%3D0%26g%3D0n%26fmt%3Djpeg%3Fsec%3D1635323725%26t%3Dead4e5b91f501c5da59d2512103e4bd4&fromurl=ippr_z2C%24qAzdH3FAzdH3Fooo_z%26e3Bz7wghjb_z%26e3Bv54AzdH3Fu5674_z%26e3Brir%3F451%3Detjopi6jw1%26pt1%3D08bd0d0&gsm=14&rpstart=0&rpnum=0&islist=&querylist=&nojc=undefined"> |
99 x940727 2021-09-27 16:43:12 +08:00 公平,公平,还是他妈的公平。 |
100 7gugu 2021-09-27 16:53:59 +08:00 if(1==true)return true; |